I don’t have an alias for you so I will call you: The man who messes with his lawn too much. I used to call you the poisoner but I thought that was a little harsh, maybe you are just ignorant. Keeping that in mind I decided to write this open letter to you.
I see you often since we are neighbors. I see you water at all times and rather frequently, almost everyday in the summer. You’d think that because of this your lawn would be lush and green. It’s not. You know what it looks like….It looks sick and patchy. It’s hard to take. Even my shriveled up tree looks better.
You are constantly at work on your lawn; mowing very short so that it resembles a brown golf course. You re-seed it at least twice a year and you are spraying pesticides around like there is no tomorrow. It’s a bit ridiculous to tell the truth. There you are, wearing goggles with a giant container of poison on your back. You spray and spray. Everywhere. I’m tempted to run out and scold you. I want to scream “Stop the insanity, you are poisoning our planet with your damned pesticides!”
I need peace in the neighborhood so I grin and bear it. It still bothers me. It’s all so unnecessary.
I must say that I might be partially to blame for your obsession with your lawn, that and retirement. Where I come in is that my lawn is the one that is lush and green. Everyday my greenness stares you in the face. It never used to be that way and neither did my lawn. Once we were like you, I didn’t use poison but I made more work for myself by how I treated my lawn. I have learned a few things since then. Maybe my neighbor, you can too…
I have read many books and have at least a decade of first hand knowledge on the subject of lawn care. Especially organic lawn care which I highly recommend. Mother Nature really knows best. I work with nature instead of trying to conquer it. You are fighting a losing battle there.
And so Mr. neighbor, the guy who messes with his lawn too much:
This one’s for you… Here are some tips I’d like to share to help you in your quest for a green lawn.
Watering Do it infrequently and do it deeply. This forces the roots of the grass to grow longer in order to get a drink. This makes the grass stronger and better able to withstand longer periods without water. Also do it in the middle of the night or early in the morning. Watering in the heat of the day causes the water to evaporate before it can sink into the soil.
Mowing Mowing height is an important element to consider. Giving your lawn a super short cut may look nice to you but your lawn hates it. Keeping the mower blade 3 to 4 inches off the ground is the best during the summer months. The shade the taller blades of grass provide enable the grass to hold on to moisture longer. Thus you water less. In addition, the more you mow the grass the harder it works to re grow itself. In my opinion, it feels softer and is more lush when it’s allowed to be longer.
Poisoning There is a better way. You don’t need that. Look around, it’s a dead zone over there. No birds, no butterflies or cute little insects, no weeds, nothing but dying grass. It’s depressing. It gets into our ground water. It’s even found in breast milk. Please stop it!
Your lawn would healthier without all that. Nature provides. In the coming months, I will be writing more on the subject of organic gardening. Perhaps we can whip that lawn of yours into shape so that by next summer, you will have a lush green lawn and more free time to spent with your wife, who I happen to know, is a nice person.
Signed your neighbor, Strawberryindigo.