Riding on the cat tails of his recent success in catching a little mouse in our apartment our cat Mocha is now holding weekend seminars in our storage closet intended to teach his fellow cats and other interested parties how to succeed in the exciting world of mousing and competitive catting.
I told him this wouldn’t work and I am eating my words as he is now booked well into July. This is crazy. He has no formal training or licence. I am afraid this is all gone to his head and its already costing me money. He has had business cards made , a website designed and has hired a couple of neighborhood cats and my own daughter to assist him, all with my credit card!
He says not to worry “baby”, yes he called me baby!
He said that once his school gets going he will be making the “big bucks”and that he’ll be so successful that he will be able to pay me back with “a gazillion percent interest” so that I never will have to work again. Seriously, he told me this.
😀
Heard that story before….
Wish me luck..
~SBI
Such big dreams for such a small cat. Great story.
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Thanks Ally. ☺
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I wish him success in the expansion of his business venture ! 😀
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I will let you know when his new company goes public and offers stock for purchase
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Great — we might cat-pture the market. 😀
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LOL! Good luck! And he can visit us next autumn… we had so many mice last autumn it was a nightmare!
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He said to tell you that by then he will have his own jet to come visit you with.
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