I googled this nonsense and came up with a story about country clubs in the south and how the alcoholic squirrels there, yes by cracky, here we go again, alcoholic squirrels have been harassing club-goers begging for sips of their mint juleps and spiked sweet teas.
I declare! In all my born days.
Squirrels are not only friendly and cute. They are also the animal you’re most likely to see wasted in your yard. Squirrels get intoxicated from ingesting fermented crab apples, squash, magnolia petals, and cherries among other delicacies.
Oh fiddle dee dee, Magnolia petal wine! We could be missing out here kids.
And so all these good-intentioned, well-meaning homeowners are being a bit lazy and leaving their backyard fruit to ferment. Not knowing that they are practically providing an open bar to the neighborhood squirrels along with any raccoons, stray cats or rodents that may show up.
This would explain a lot of the loopiness common in squirrels and other animals. I sure as heck know how silly even the most serious humans can get when they are “feeling no pain.”
I am fine with our backyard squirrels imbibing. It might make them more fun. As long as I don’t have to live with them lying on my couch all day and complaining about a wicked hangover and wanting sympathy and their nuts shelled for them.
The squirrels who inhabit our backyard are definitely peanut happy. Unfortunately there are no fruit trees or liquor stores nearby but they are content, and probably better off, with the nuts and seeds we feed them. They also like the clean water we give them in one of our cat’s old kitten dishes.
They have trained us to do this and we have found we like it very much. My husband plays music on his guitar and we dole out the peanuts. The squirrels run around and our cat Mocha loves to watch them and the many birds that visit us too.
These little creatures just bound up and they are so happy to see us. You can see it on their faces; the look of happiness and that little happiness spreads to us too. It’s “like a little jolt of electricity, a little high” as my husband put it.
This is our kind of partying.
What I am really trying to say, as nutty as it sounds is: We need more “drunken squirrels” in our lives. Fun little interactions with nature. Connections with other lifeforms other than ourselves. These creatures share our environment with us. Even if its just a cute squirrel in the park. I think we humans are becoming more and more separated from that connection with nature everyday. This makes it all the easier not to notice it all trickle away.
~SBI
“If we can teach people about wildlife, they will be touched. Share my wildlife with me. Because humans want to save things that they love.”
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Exactly 😜😁
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You can not keep a squirrel on the ground 😜☺️
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So true. We have some amazing acrobats around here.
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I feed the birds everyday and the squirrels get whatever spills onto the ground. They’re fun to watch out my dining room window as they scamper up the hill and jump from one tree limb to another. They provide a real joy doe us nature-lovers!
But I wouldn’t say I was “nuts” over ’em or buy ’em a drink . . .
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They are fun to watch. 😀
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It just goes to prove there’s joy all around us. 🙂
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Indeed. ☺
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I agree! Squirrels are hilarious! And so much fun to watch.
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We have lots of fun. 😊
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Your squirrels look really cheeky! 😉 We had a blackbird feeding its young on fermented berries from our garden once, and we had to put a basket over them to protect them from the neighbour‘s cat till they sobered up! LOL!
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That is hilarious Cathy. 😃🍓🍓🍓
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Hi. There’s less and less natural environment, due to humans. We keep leveling forests and destroying marshlands, among other things.
Hi. Good essay. Take care.
Neil Scheinin
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Thanks Neil. I appreciate that. 😊
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